Here I am, 57 years old and blogging. Now the world can officially end. No one will see this but me because I still haven’t figured out what the hell I am doing. And since no one is available for phone support, the only method of communication I am used to, chances are I might just have to write another book or start a career in stand up.
If anyone has read the book, “Trapped in a Happy Life”, and has thought, “Wait…that’s great, I need some more of that”, well. today is your lucky day.
Well, probably not today, but soon. When I get Milo, my 5 year old grandson to explain this to me I’ll be off and limping (off and running is too high of an expectation).
I said I would never used a cell phone. I did.
I said I would never text. I did.
I said I would never tweet. And I haven’t! And never will.
But I’m going to blog, apparently. Like it or not.
I’ll try and do my best not to embarrass myself. At least I know my mother will never be able to read this. Because the day she ever gets a computer and figures out how to use it, that is the day I officially check out of this world.
Until then, I will press my first, “publish” button and see what happens…
Boom!
