So, what’s the deal now, I have to wake up every day with something interesting to say? Don’t hold you breath waiting for that. And the fact that my beloved wife will be certain to correct my spelling and punctuation on a daily basis, (if she ever reads it) fills me with warmth.
Let’s keep it simple. I’ll write when I feel like it, and you read when you feel like it, okay?
Just as in the previous book version of this title, I am no doubt going to piss off a few people. Wait, is it piss or just pis? Been quite a while since I had to write the word piss. Or even literally piss. Jeez, starting this blog off on a classy note. What’s next, “poop or poopy?” I have fact checked with grandson Milo. He says it is definitely, “Poopey”.
Either way, like the subtitle of the blog goes, “Relax”. It will never be my intention to upset any of my dear friends. Just an interesting fringe benefit.
It’s kind of like turning on the TV and, “Bringing up Bates” is on. Just flick me off as quickly as you can and go to another site. I think O. J. Simpson has his blog up and running by now.
See, now I’ve already offended the 27 fans of Bringing up Bates as well as whatever sickos would give a damn about what O. J. Simpson has to say.
Life is short. And getting shorter every day, as am I. So lets everyone expand our tolerance levels and open our minds to…sarcasm! Or at least something that tries to resemble humor on a daily basis (you’ve seen the way I dress, what did you expect?)
I would ask you to follow me on Twitter but you will never be able to do that. In my day a twit was a twit and was never proud of it.
I’m open to subject suggestions but I have more than a few to get myself started.
I’ll end this morning by passing along some bad news. I learned yesterday that Sister Eleanor, from my old elementary school days, she of the, “persuaders” lore, is not longer with us. Even more disturbing to hear, was that at some time before she passed, she had left the convent and had become a, “lay person”.
So now I’ve been robbed of my chance of ever taking her in a fair fight.
Trapped in a Happy Life 