Additions to the List

I’ve had several past blogs that dealt with the subject of, “People we need to eliminate” from the planet.  Of course, as it goes, that list is growing larger and larger.  And much like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, as time goes no, almost anyone can make the list.  Here are the current candidates…

Annoying children on television or radio who speak and act as if they’re grown ups.  Let’s face it, most kids are annoying enough in their own manner.  But when they speak and act older than they are it is outright disturbing and irritating.  Kids, one of the things you have going for you is that, well, you’re kids.  Don’t ruin it by acting like the mass population of idiots.  And by association anyone in marketing who comes up with these ads or shows featuring “grown up” kids.

Supermarket cashiers who need to read my newspaper as I’m trying to check out.  I get that you’re excited that Donald Trump tweeted he was having another mole removed from his ass, but let’s scan the paper, bag it and get on with our day, shall we?

People who say, “Where’d you get that at?”  Even in this civilization can we please use the proper grammar.  There is no, “at”.  It is, “Where’d you get that?”.  Drop the at.  Drop the at.  Drop the at.  Sounds like a great tee shirt promotional idea.

Republicans.  I don’t really need to go further, do I?

Hunters who say they do it because of the, “sport”.  No, you don’t.  There’s nothing sporting about lying in wait for a defenseless animal and then shooting them, or worse, firing an arrow into them.  You do it because you LIKE IT.  You enjoy it.  Just admit it.  You enjoy wearing that idiotic clothing, sitting around in desolate cabins with other men, and then later talking about how you stalked and killed.  Here’s a bonus, any hunter that accidentally shoots another hunter, we’ll take you off of the list.

People who own vehicles with vanity plates, who can’t seem to spell out the name they want, because it’s already taken, so they substitute numbers for letters.  So, “B1LL5 FAN” is supposed to be BILLS FAN.  If the plate you want is taken, please move on.  You have everything else, do you really need this?

The person who invented the concept of gas prices having to be  $3.11.9 per gallon.  Did they really think that we would think, “Great, gas is only $3.11 a gallon, not $3.12…let’s fill up!  Probably the stupidest thing I have ever seen.  Well, outside of the 2016 election.

People who think we should send men and women back to the moon.  While we’re at it, let’s rediscover America.  And reinvent fire.

Concert goers, who walking back to their vehicle, mutter, “Wow, they’re 70, but they sang like they’re 30!”  No, they didn’t.  Didn’t you noticed the group of concealed backup singers?  Okay, they sound good for their age.  But go back and listen to the old CD’s.  They’re never going to sound like that again.  It’s probably because you have the hearing of a 70 year old, not a 30 year old.  Get some Q-Tips.

Anyone with more than 17 tattoos.  I’ve decided that’s my personal viewing limit.  And anyone who has even one above the neckline.

The person who first came up with the word, “blog”.

 People walking dogs who weigh more than they do.  So, the 95 pound woman walking the 120 pound Retriever mix, you look weird.  I can’t explain it, but everyone knows what I’m talking about.  We just don’t have the nerve to say it.  Well, I do.  So stop it.

Motorcycle tricycles.  Really?  Okay, you’re an aging rebel, but you have a few physical issues that, perhaps, restrict you from riding a regular motorcycle.  Time to move to those other things…cars.  In the natural reverse progression, you’re going to move to Big Wheels, then the Motorized Barbie Jeep.  Save yourself the embarrassment.

If you find you’re someone that based on these descriptions, appears on this list, don’t panic.  Good mental health providers are out there.  Assuming you have decent health insurance.  On second thought, you’re screwed.